This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — September 9, 2026 6:00 Hour 6:00 — Mary Schneider — Queen of Yodeling 6:11 — Got his puppy gloves — Tom 6:12 — Tom’s puppy talk 6:14 — Opening day for the NFL today 6:16 — We are having fun — Chick 6:16 — Are you trying to be unpopular, Tom? — Chick 6:28 — The NFL is just a distraction — Tom 6:33 — Letter — First dream about a cast member of the show — Chick 6:34 — Letter — Still laughing about the “calm down” comment 6:36 — Dial tone sound — Does not exist anymore — Tom 6:37 — Letter — Josh, you are the highlight of my day 6:38 — Letter — Piggly Wiggly store — Hogly Wogly vegetable stand 6:41 — Letter — Smoking room at Paris airport 6:52 — “I’m in with the In Crowd” — Copyright 6:53 — U.S. Open update 6:55 — Enya talk 7:00 Hour 7:04 — In studio — Jess Hooker 7:07 — “I’m in with the In Crowd” — Bryan Ferry — Copyright 7:08 — “Smoking in the Boys Room” — Copyright — Brownsville Station 7:10 — Sports 7:11 — Kristi, we all are laughing at you — Chick 7:12 — Shoe-in — Chick 7:24 — Ode to Brodie — Pat 7:25 — Don’t go to Aruba — Chick 7:26 — Strongman has longest time to restrain cars — 13 seconds 7:29 — New Girl Scout cookies — Kristi 7:35 — Wellness parties at colleges — During the day 7:37 — We would go to a party — Josh and Chick 7:52 — CPAP party 7:53 — “Making Love with My CPAP On” — Pat 8:00 Hour 8:09 — Tom sleeps with his shoes on 8:11 — Josh bullies himself 8:13 — Can greet people at luggage gate — Tom hates this 8:23 — Would it help or hurt our show if Tom paid attention? — Chick 8:26 — Tom says equal is disappearing 8:30 — Face-related discussion 8:33 — Birds and unusual behavior 8:35 — A beak joke — Tom 8:45 — Tom said “Wake up” to all of us, then walked out of the room — Josh 8:50 — Today in History 9:00 Hour 9:06 — Chick’s 50th high school reunion — He will participate 9:13 — Can duct tape passengers on a plane if they are out of control? 9:22 — Zoom-in Florida — Alli 9:24 — Letter — When boyfriend asks me to borrow money, says it’s for the great sex 9:24 — In studio — Jessica 9:26 — Letter — Guy I’m dating is separated — Ex-girlfriend having a baby shower 9:28 — Letter — Boyfriend inherited his house — Wants me to pay rent 9:30 — Letter — My date had red wine teeth 9:33 — Letter — Boyfriend and I do location sharing — Sometimes his phone is off or out of service 9:36 — Letter — In couples therapy with husband — Thinks husband likes therapist 9:48 — Three people died at Burning Man 9:50 — Poopcrete — Concrete made with human waste 9:52 — Fish without friends have smaller brains Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — September 8, 2026 6:00 AM 6:00 — Kevin Pollock — Christopher Walken 6:04 — Pigskin picks 6:06 — Letter — B&T random thoughts 6:10 — Tom has a lot of makeup on his arm — hiding puppy bites 6:11 — “I’ve never put makeup on a wound” — Josh 6:23 — “Tom, you putter” — Chick 6:24 — “I got in my pool” — Tom 6:25 — Letter — I only saw the Beach Boys on the beach 6:26 — Letter — Found single episode of Mr. Ed 6:28 — Just a feel/copyright 6:29 — Letter — Our nieces thought we had a big house — were apartments 6:30 — Letter — Isuzu Trooper — we called it the Moon Trooper 6:32 — Letter — The Fugitive show 6:45 — Letter — Tom’s ill-timed jokes make me laugh 6:49 — No dial tone anymore — Tom 6:50 — Letter — Works at Holly Performance — makes carburetors 6:52 — Letter — Season ticket holder for San Francisco 49ers — Chick 6:53 — Letter — Are there B&T interns? — Chick 7:00 AM 7:03 — Man duct-taped to his seat on a flight 7:03 — He was taped in first class — “I would fly that way” — Josh 7:06 — Guy taped did some damage — Kristi 7:07 — Sports 7:09 — In studio — Jeff 7:13 — Cursing by NASCAR drivers — have to pay $5.00 7:26 — Gas station pizza — Pat/Grateful Dead 7:29 — SWR — Fastest time to eat a burrito — 30.75 seconds 7:32 — “You don’t squeeze a burrito” — Tom 7:34 — SWR — Fastest drive in a clog — 70 mph 7:35 — “If your driving clog breaks down, call a tow truck” — Tom 7:51 — Josh dead lifted 100 pounds 7:56 — Ants on a log day today — Tom — “Caviar?” 7:57 — Celery is the devil’s vegetable 8:00 AM 8:09 — Shatner songs — Pat 8:10 — SWR — Grave-digging contest — 19 two-man teams 8:11 — Swinging a pickaxe is fun — Jeff 8:24 — Today in History 8:27 — Brady Bunch info 8:36 — Wizard of Oz — Josh 9:00 AM 9:04 — Zoom — Bert Kreischer 9:13 — His tattoos 9:13 — Can’t remember his jokes 9:26 — Mystery animal attacking people in New Hampshire 9:27 — Bobcat in house in Washington state 9:30 — Animal Quiz — Jeff 9:50 — A man tried to buy art — janitors vacuum 9:52 — His ’70s vacuum — Josh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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BOB AND TOM SHOW FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 4 2026 6:00 Mr. Obvious-Too hot for radio 6:05 Chick out-Jeff in 6:12 Tiger let me drive your car 6:15 Tom you live in the 1950’s-Kristi 6:16 HYUNDAI 6:25 Bob and Tom stir paddles-Tom’s weird iced coffee 6:28 Letter-no more side vent window in cars 6:29 Letter-can’t work on the engines any more 6:30 Letter-toddler dumped eggs on the floor-used Tom’s scoop technique to clean it up 6:32 Letter-Butt breathing =Griswolding 6:34 Letter-Rock the cat box instead of the Casba 6:38 AMERICAN FINANCING 6:50 Jeff had to hold TV antenna for his dad-boxing match 6:53 Kelly asked what is a test pattern-Tom 7:05 3-D movies in black and white back in the day-did not work 7:07 Mr. Toads wild ride was great-Tom-at Disney World 7:09 The record offer on TV is gone 7:13 Tom has to have shoes on 7:13 HYUNDAI 7:21 In Studio-Nick Griffin 7:22 In my 50’s should be getting divorce-not breaking up-Nick 7:23 Nicks parents dated when they were 14 7:25 Did 11 Letterman shows-Nick 7:25 Sports-Jeff 7:26 SWR-Most champagne bottles savored-glass is broken 7:29 Organizing my shoes in closet-bottle opener on flip-flops from Bahamas-Tom 7:36 No 2 litre on table with guests 7:39 People are shocked that I don’t have foot odor and diabetes-Josh 8:03 Nautalis urinals-no pee on floor 8:05 Pee on the floor in our mens bathroom better or worse this week?-Josh 8:08 Hates air hand dryers-Tom 8:09 Tom’s hypocrisy knows no bounds –Josh 8:11 I go to bathroom 10-12 times a night-Nick 8:13 AMERICAN FINANCING 8:23 Climbers urine melting snow on Mt. Everest 8:25 In studio-Jess-made Corn King Pops           8:29 Date said she wanted to get to know Nick better-he says no you don’t 8:30 Does not have a type of woman he goes out with-Nick 8:32 Guiness beer stolen 8:34 When women are ovulating they buy more stuff-expensive stuff 8:38 Friends mom did not tell husband she went thru the change-Tom 8:49 Today in History 9:13 I Don’t carry a condom around-assume nothing is gonna happen-Nick 9:15 HYUNDAI 9:26 Employee served a woman at steak and shake with his penis out-Kristi 9:29 Naked woman pleasuring herself on a wooden pallet-she just wanted to feel good 9:30 Salmon sperm facials are popular 9:33 Caseys pizza-Pat 9:35 AMERICAN FINANCING 9:47 Chris is retiring Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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BOB AND TOM SHOW THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 3 2026 6:00 Beer Run-Todd Snider 6:03 Chick out-Jeff in 6:05 Letter-have a refridge calendar-wrote anal probe –guest floored 6:07 Letter-Does Andy and Kristi role play? 6:09 Letter- our Parrott mimicks our garage door opening 6:10 Letter-saw old Mannix car 6:21 Tom put make-up on his injured arm 6:21 Letter-Tom is a genius-did tom’s dog trick cleaning up dog poop 6:26 Cutting his paper plates-Tom 6:29 Letter-misunderstood lyrics-Tiny Dancer 6:29 Letter-BTO classic-thought taking care of Bisquits 6:31 Our lips are sealed song-Tom sang the song wrong 6:35 Horse with no name song is awful-Tom 6:35 Jeff thought America was Neil Young 6:37 Hugh Jackoff-porn star name? 6:38 HYUNDAI 6:48 Letter-Zebra farts Kill lions?-cloud of 100 zebra farts would kill lions 6:52 Letter-joined the bad breath club 7:05 Letter-what nicknames would you give each other on Applachian Trail? 7;08 Our nicknames 7:08 Ace does everything slow 7:09 Letter-how to get rid of a heckler 7:12 AMERICAN FINANCING 7:23 The Teenager-The gambler/copyright 7:26 Jesus called-shut up Kristi 7:29 car things since 1980s and 90s that have gone away-No cigarette lighters 7:32 car console ashtrays have gone away 7:35 crank car windows-gone 7:38 It’s dangerous to change a tire-Tom - Josh Snaps  7:39 My son does not recognize a quarter-Pat 7:49 SWR-most somersaults in a sky diving 7:55 No helmets for sky divers-Josh 8:06 $400 for timer to pull the cord while skydiving-Jeff 8:10 Had fuzzy dice hanging from my rear view window-Jeff 8:11 Sports-Tiger woods lost his license for 5 years 8:12 Tom you have a lot of dumb clumsy friends-are they Helen Keller?-Josh 8:13 Tiger let me drive your car-Pat Godwin       8:15 "Smart & so stupid" - Kristi      8:16 HYUNDAI 8:17 Letter-left my crayons on the dashboard of my dads new truck-they melted 8:29 Orgy Dome back at burning man-Kristi 8:30 Went to Burning Man and all I got was this lousy jizz rag-Josh 8:33 Is there an orgyizer at Burning Man?-Tom 8:49 Today in History 8:54 Did not know E in E-bay stands for electronic bay-Tom 9:03 Zoom-Al 9:05 My parents had an 82 Bonneville-Al 9:11 Tom’s Cadillac story to Al 9:13 new phrase-playing in my face-Al 9:16 AMERICAN FINANCING 9:28 Kristi playing the piano on Tiger let me drive your car 9:31 Tom has been using his paddle stir stix wrong 9:32 You have been using your mic wrong for 40 years Tom-Josh 9:36 Bear on womens doorstep and rang the door bell 9:38 Tom uses gas on poop filled bags-that is terrorism-Jeff 9:39 HYUNDAI 9:48 People won’t leave their pets for a vacation 9:51 Some people listen to Paw casts-Josh 9:53 See ya Bitch! Josh responding to Gloria steinhams death Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices